1. How the Grinch Stole Christmas: Cause there’s no one cooler at Christmas than the Grinch. I mean really, termites in his smile!
2. Christmas Story: I double dog dare you to use THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the “F-dash-dash-dash” word!
3. Joyeux Noel: Despite being at war and the threat of treason, soldiers put down their arms to sing, drink and play a little footie on Christmas Eve.
4. Nightmare Before Christmas: “Jack, please, I’m only an elected official here, I can’t make decisions by myself!”
5. Muppet’s Christmas Carol: Michael Caine. Nuff said.